There have been many things that have been said about beer. But these people here have said some of the very best...

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”—Benjamin Franklin, Inventor

 “For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King”—William Shakespeare, Poet & Playwright

“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer”—Frank Zappa, Musician

 “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright, Comedian

 “I need a keg and a six-pack to hold me until I tap the keg”—Homer Simpson, Cartoon Character

"Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs" –Dwight Eisenhower, 34th American President Dwight

“Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder”— Kinky Friedman, Musician

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer" –Dave Barry, Journalist

 “Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!”—Bill Owen, Actor

 “Drink triple, see double, and act single”— Anonymous